NEW MODERN DANCE MASHUPS

BEEFIN' (2009)

BEEFIN' (2009)

THE WONDERFUL, THE MARVELOUS, THE SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTING, THE INCINOLET

i have long fantasized about creating my own strawbale house
as a home or studio
in a remote, rural location

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recently i looked more seriously into making this a possibility
this involved research into green plumbing and non-septic alternatives
subsequently, i came upon the
INCINOLET
which is FUCKING amazing

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the primary users of this thing are scientists in remote locations
like astronomers and technicians who on microwave telescopes
they affectionately call it
"the turdburner"
(clearly a machine after my own heart)

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anyway, i became obsessed with the incinolet for a short while
singing its praises and relatively low costs to anyone who would listen.

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today, i found out that the artist
tom sachs
not only has a youtube channel
but also has a short video
dedicated
to the incinolet
enjoy

four antiquated methods of proving one's masculinity

four antiquated methods of proving one's masculinity
(in chronological order in accordance to historical tradition)
(as opposed to date of visual production)

EPICK BATTLEZ

BOOP BOOP BOOP
METAPHOR ALERT
METAPHOR ALERT
METAPHOR ALERT
METAPHOR ALERT
METAPHOR ALERT
METAPHOR ALERT
METAPHOR ALERT
METAPHOR ALERT
BOOP BOOP BOOP

these are really just notes for myself, honestly

i have not been looking at art blogs enough lately

selections from the past two months of rhizome.org



Pash*, Moonwalk, 2008





Kumi Yamashita, Dialogue, 1999




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Michael Kontopoulos, Machines that Almost Fall Over



Daniel Eatock, One Mile Scroll, 2008



Kevin Bewersdorf



CRUMB : Curatorial Upstart for Media Bliss



Michael Naimark, Displacements



Catherine Ross, Trilling, 2008

SIDENOTE: saw this at PS1 2 years ago and it was FANTASTIC.


LUNK, How to Make a Perfect Malevich using only HTML Code, 2006

(PS. blogger won't allow the code here.)

(projs) \|/ (probs)

i woke up early thinking about what i was going to do next year
with a*space next year and whatnot
what with the booking for the first six weeks having fallen through.
having to wait on those projects, i thought about my
biweekly "bootleg video series" that i wanted to do.
so i started on a flyer
because i figured if it sat on my desktop
just glaring at me with those blank helvetica eyes
i would actually follow through with my plans
eventually

while i was making it, too, i realized that i am SO CLOSE to coming to a point where I feel really comfortable with my itunes library
for years, bobbing around forty gigs, but never being really happy
now we can just go round and round on random with rarely a skip
compared to the old days
(yay)

of course
all this will probably change
once i go back to sarah lawrence
and the ultimate self-consciousness sets in...

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oh lawwwwwwddd (mah 2twah!)

"because we're kind of valley of the dolls around here"



"i would think you would be used to it by now"

blogs can't change me. i can't change blogs.

i've been surfing
the internet
trying to figure out
what to do with
my life
for the past

hour
day
week
year