LESSONS IN HIPSTER PSYCHOLOGY (Part One)

things are all making sense to me now!!!


Add:
1 Package Trendy Indie Rock Knowledge
3 Cups Shitty Beer in Aesthetically Appealing Packaging
Add a heaping tablespoon of Pretension
Mix Well
Place in excessively Tight Pants
Bake for 15+ Years

Voila!






Marketing, kids. Marketing.

i am dreaming of the lake, the beach, the desert, the anywhere but here

i wish i had more unemployed friends
(less-hardworking friends)
(less-stick-up-the-ass friends)
(more trust fund friends)
so we could say fuck everything and take off
and maybe then my summer would be a little more like this
(minus the freaky black and white parts)



it's where i wanna beeeeeeeeee