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Showing posts with label self-loathing hipster syndrome. Show all posts
Showing posts with label self-loathing hipster syndrome. Show all posts
Monday, May 17, 2010
Saturday, July 4, 2009
SELF PORTRAIT (AS AN URBAN OUTFITTER CATALOG) (2009)
Self Portrait (As an Urban Outfitter Catalog) (2009)
Saturday, September 27, 2008
LESSONS IN HIPSTER PSYCHOLOGY (Part One)
things are all making sense to me now!!!
Add:
1 Package Trendy Indie Rock Knowledge
3 Cups Shitty Beer in Aesthetically Appealing Packaging
Add a heaping tablespoon of Pretension
Mix Well
Place in excessively Tight Pants
Bake for 15+ Years
Voila!
Marketing, kids. Marketing.
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
a message
to the girl who shows up to the first day of my history of modern art lecture with a tote bag from matthew marks gallery:
...really?
...really?
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
we are all made of cars
today i walked out of whole foods
with an overpriced music magazine
under my arm. even though this act
of theft was accidental it made me
feel so fucking satisfied. now that
i am done with my work i think that
i will go and read it in public and
pretend to not care about caring not
to care.
with an overpriced music magazine
under my arm. even though this act
of theft was accidental it made me
feel so fucking satisfied. now that
i am done with my work i think that
i will go and read it in public and
pretend to not care about caring not
to care.
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