SELF PORTRAIT (AS AN URBAN OUTFITTER CATALOG) (2009)

Self Portrait (As an Urban Outfitter Catalog) (2009)

POEM FOR ROBERT RAUSCHENBERG (2009)

POEM FOR ROBERT RAUSCHENBERG















THIS IS A POEM FOR ROBERT RAUSCHENBERG IF I SAY SO.

confusion and a shift of pace

i can no longer

keep track of

my
references
appropriations
and
influences

because they always reveal themselves

covertly

in

indeterminate

ways

that

were

wholly

un
ex
pec
ted

from (my) intent
(sometimes)

i have to admit that i am very surprised and somehow slightly dissappointed...

today i found out that bruce nauman is a heterosexual!

(!!!!)

(and married to susan rothenberg)

who'da thunkit?!

straight guy with a queer eye, fo sho.







...wait a minute...

...seriously?






what a prankster...

the greatest google predicament in contemporary art history.

dear amazon.com,

please stop recommending anthologies of
hal foster's prince valiant comic strips.

surely by now, you must realize that
i am interested solely in a completely different
hal foster

sincerely,
me.