A Short History of Performance Art (NOT FOUND) (2009)

i wish i could figure out how to make these bigger but i'm too lazy right now. maybe later.

oh man...

(cuz sometimes i geek out on this shit)

(PS)

(i was complemented for having "the old version")

new acquisitions, january 2009

when i was young(er)
i held very few hard and fast ideas about the world
(y'know, the sort of belief that tends to hold true)
(throughout the course of one's lifetime)
with one palatable exception being that
i think it is absolutely necessary
(if one is to be taken as a knowledgeable or)
(remotely intelligent and interesting person)
to have a stellar library
that communicates one's identity, interests,
and areas of knowledge and expertise with

one
swift
glance

this is a photograph of the 29 volumes
acquired by myself in the month of january 2009.

GODDAMMIT!

the web domain name
www.badconceptualart.com
is taken.

and by someone who makes even worse conceptual art than i do!

my plans have been ruined.

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3:24 AM...
UPDATE!!!
UPDATE!!!
UPDATE!!!

the greatest google predicament in contemporary art history.

dear amazon.com,

please stop recommending anthologies of
hal foster's prince valiant comic strips.

surely by now, you must realize that
i am interested solely in a completely different
hal foster

sincerely,
me.