boredom and the advent of the modern dance mashup

suddenly i feel like this blog is pretty fucking lame again
maybe it will get cooler once i get my head into/out of my books again/never

anyway

here are some things that i made
instead of writing about performance and proto-modern dance
and lesbianism and the scientific gaze
like i was supposed to

i have to admit that i am very surprised and somehow slightly dissappointed...

today i found out that bruce nauman is a heterosexual!

(!!!!)

(and married to susan rothenberg)

who'da thunkit?!

straight guy with a queer eye, fo sho.







...wait a minute...

...seriously?






what a prankster...

oh man...

(cuz sometimes i geek out on this shit)

(PS)

(i was complemented for having "the old version")

the greatest google predicament in contemporary art history.

dear amazon.com,

please stop recommending anthologies of
hal foster's prince valiant comic strips.

surely by now, you must realize that
i am interested solely in a completely different
hal foster

sincerely,
me.