I NEED A PLAN AGAIN

how could i justify pulling into my savings and working on art/writing fulltime?

thoughts?

last minute grant opportunities?

hello?

anyone there?

((edit: also will you let me sleep on your couch?))

i wish shaq had a livejournal

February 19th, circa 1-3 PM in phoenix, arizona.


shaq is already feeling a little depressed

shaq goes unrecognized in public

shag gets lonely

shaq makes desperate internet appeals for personal connection



the internet blows my mind

i need a new name for this post

fuck.

i am fucking bored with this crap.

i am ready for vacation.

or at least something new.

femi-lady-isms

annie sprinkle is my personal jesus

thanksgiving is probably my least favorite holiday for entirely unrelated reasons

happy colonialist holidays from
guillermo gomez-pena
and
ME

there is no reason why i should be telling anyone about this except that i have a blog and can subject you to my whims

if you must know what i am doing right now

i am drunk
and sweaty
from the heat of
the outdoors and
parties
and i am listening to this

while trying to read this


it was a very bad idea.
a little overwhelming
to say the least.
in fact it all just makes me want to
bang my head against a hard surface
while wailing unintelligible intonations.

EEEHUIHUIHUIHUIHUIHUIHUI

(you said it ms. monk)

i'm going to go do something sensible now.

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this guy is fucking awesome

i discovered him this morning while browsing through the "performance artists" category on wikipedia
and i was like...huh?
because i thought they were talking about this guy.
who is not that crazy.

BUT ANYWAY
how rad are this guy's signs?
i want to make some.
apparently he "picks up a new one at signographics every day"
yeah, man. fuck kinkos!

(ps. because it was hard to CHUS just one photo for this post)