LESSONS IN HIPSTER PSYCHOLOGY (Part One)

things are all making sense to me now!!!


Add:
1 Package Trendy Indie Rock Knowledge
3 Cups Shitty Beer in Aesthetically Appealing Packaging
Add a heaping tablespoon of Pretension
Mix Well
Place in excessively Tight Pants
Bake for 15+ Years

Voila!






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